Thursday, June 3, 2010

If You Don't Celebrate National Donut Day, You're a Communist

Sorry we've been slacking a bit here at PPLP. We've been really, really busy being poor. Of course, when something super important comes up, we will make the time to post. One example of super important stuff is free food via a holiday celebrating food!

Tomorrow, Friday, the best Friday ever, both Krispy Kreme and Dunkin' will be giving away free donuts at participating locations. FREE DONUTS. No purchase necessary at Krispy Kreme. Not even a little. Free Krispy Kreme donuts. This is so much better than any other holiday.

As our boss so eloquently pointed out, "if you don't celebrate National Donut Day, You're a Communist." One point for you, boss!

Poor People Like Free Donuts!!!


Friday, March 19, 2010

Poor People Like Domination

President Obama once said:

You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not.

And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

You know what else is left to comfort them? Pizza. via Buzzfeed

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Poor People Like Puns

A chuckle and a slice for $2.25? That's a deal.
Pete's-A-Place: 502 E. 14th Street at Ave. A.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Poor People Like Post-Modern DaDa

...and what is a better subject than the serenity of a natural landscape, the progressive humor of Bea Arthur and PIZZA?!?

Help yourself to a slice at

Monday, March 1, 2010

A Little Wisdom From Daria

...I'd like to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good friend and a family that cares, it doesn't have to suck quite as much. Otherwise my advice is; stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza. Thank you.

- Daria