Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Poor People Like Breakdowns

This footage from an office Surveillance video at Mindless Media has recently been making the rounds on the internet. We weren't sure exactly what set off the employee until we found this version with "recovered audio."

All future attempts to Rick Roll co-workers will result in immediate termination from the company. No genericorp employees were injured during the outbreak. However, the summer party has been canceled to cover damage costs, and all employees are expected to volunteer this Saturday to help with the clean up.

Elizabeth Stolfi
Corporate Cog
Mindless Media
A Genericorp Company

Monday, June 9, 2008

Poor People Like Excuses

CNN and Career Builder posted the “10 Best Excuses for Coming to Work Late.” I saw the headline and was planning to offer some suggestions, but I don’t think we can beat “I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.”

Sheer Genius, I applaud you.

Sensitivity Trainer
Mindless Media
A Genericorp Company

Poor People Like Gov't Money