If You Don't Celebrate National Donut Day, You're a Communist

Sorry we've been slacking a bit here at PPLP. We've been really, really busy being poor. Of course, when something super important comes up, we will make the time to post. One example of super important stuff is free food via a holiday celebrating food!

Tomorrow, Friday, the best Friday ever, both Krispy Kreme and Dunkin' will be giving away free donuts at participating locations. FREE DONUTS. No purchase necessary at Krispy Kreme. Not even a little. Free Krispy Kreme donuts. This is so much better than any other holiday.

As our boss so eloquently pointed out, "if you don't celebrate National Donut Day, You're a Communist." One point for you, boss!

Poor People Like Free Donuts!!!

-Cog

Poor People Like Free McMochas

McDonald’s will be giving away free iced mochas every Monday until August -- in an effort to promote their takeover of Starbucks, I mean, McCafés. Put it in Outlook.

I mean, their coffee is better than their McPizzas. Remember them? Ick.

And then there are the people that just use McDonalds as pizza toppings. Please stop, you're making us look bad.

::head tilt::

Thanks.

::stare down, as the smile fades::

Have a nice weekend,

PPLP