Donald Trump took Sarah Palin to Famiglia Pizza

Case and point.

Poor People Like Noir

Every office needs pizza. No judgement. Watch the above video and have a summary and analysis on my desk by 5.

Poor People Like Asking for Too Much

Sometimes life hands you lemons -- and you're supposed to make lemonade and sell it for a profit. Sometimes at the lemonade stand you have crappy employees who "only give 90%".

In the life of a poor person, you're bound to come across some people who you can't relate to or work with. Recently we had an employee who wasn't "getting" the philosophy of Genericorp. Before she developed a deep bond to her officemates, or middle-class sentimentality, we found it best to terminate her.

Further demonstrating her lack of initiative, now she has refused to write her own termination letter.

The nerve.