Friday, February 20, 2009

Poor People Like Simple Tasks





















Ask me what it's like to re-type the names of all of the players in the 2009 WTA Tour and ATP Tour. Itza Sukzalotzova.

Serena Williams
Dinara Safina
Jelena Jankovic
Elena Dementieva
Vera Zvonareva
Venus Williams
Svetlana Kuznetsova
Ana Ivanovic
Nadia Petrova
Agnieszka Radwanska
Flavia Pennetta
Caroline Wozniacki
Alize Cornet
Marion Bartoli
Victoria Azarenka
Patty Schnyder
Maria Sharapova
Dominika Cibulkova
Jie Zheng
Anabel Medina Garrigues
Katarina Srebotnik
Anna Chakvetadze
Kaia Kanepi
Amelie Mauresmo
Ai Sugiyama
Sybille Bammer
Alisa Kleybanova
Na Li
Navarro Suarez
Agnes Szavay
Alona Bondarenko
Aleksandra Wozniak
Sara Errani
Iveta Benesova
Shuai Peng
Mara Santangelo
Maria Kirlenko
Francesca Schiavone
Sorana Cirstea
Daniela Hantuchova
Bethanie Mattek Sands
Tamarine Tanasugarn
Samantha Stosur
Petra Kvitova
Gisela Dulko
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova
Tsvetana Pironkova
Monica Niculescu
Shahar Peer
Olga Govortsova
Lucie Safarova
Magdalena Rybarikova
Anne Keothavong
Ekaterina Makarova
Tathiana Garbin
Kateryna Bondarenko
Marina Erakovic
Virginie Razzano
Nathalie Dechy
Karin Knapp
Timea Bacsinkszky
Sabine Lisicki
Yung Jan Chan
Anna Lena Groenfeld
Alla Kudryavtseva
Nuria Vives
Klara Zakopalova
Pauline Permentier
Mathilde Johansson
Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez
Galina Voskoboeva
Nicole Vaidisova
Sofia Arvidsson
Lourdes Dominguez Uno
Yanina Wickmayer
Vera Dushevina
Jose Acasuso
Nicolas Almagro
Mario Ancic
Igor Andreev
Julien Benneteau
Tomas Berdych
James Blake
Simone Bolelli
Agustin Calleri
Guillermo Canas
Jeremy Chardy
Juan Ignacio Chela
Marin Cilic
Steve Darcis
Nikolay Davydenko
Juan Martin Del Potro
Nicolas Devilder
Novak Djokovix
Roger Federer
David Ferrer
Marty Fish
Teimuraz Gabashvili
Guillermo Garcia Lopez
Richard Gasquet
Marc Gicquel
Robby Ginepri
Fernando Gonzalez
Marcel Granollers
Ernests Gulbis
Tommy Haas
Victor Hanescu
Oscar Hernandez
Jan Hernych
Diego Junqueira
Ivo Kalovic
Nicolas Kiefer
Philipp Kohlschreiber
Stefan Koubek
Igor Kunityn
Ivan Ljubicic
Michael Llodra
Feliciano Lopez
Hsun Yen Lu
Paul Henri Mathieu
Jurgen Melzer
Juan Monaco
Gael Monfils
Albert Montanes
Carlos Moya
Andy Murray
Rafael Nadal
David Nalbandian
Ivan Navarro
Jarkko Nieminen
Kei Nishikori
Philipp Petzschner
Sam Querrey
Bobby Reynolds
Tommy Robredo
Christophe Rochus
Andy Roddick
Marat Safin
Fabrice Santoro
Rainer Schuettler
Eduardo Schwank
Andreas Seppi
Florent Serra
Gilles Simon
Robin Soderling
Potito Starace
Radek Stepanek
Janko Tipsarevic
Viktor Troicki
Jo Wilfried Tsonga
Dmitry Tursunov
Martin Vasallo Arguello
Fernando Verdasco
Stanislas Wawrinka
Mikhail Youzhny

-Corporate Cog

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Poor People Hate Their Jobs



Cam'ron "I Hate My Job"

Everyone loves a comeback, especially when they find out you've been looking for a crappy office job like the rest of us while you've been away. Everyone can relate to this in an interview: "You know we're not hiring murderers, right?" (Nah Right)

Elizabeth Stolfi
Corporate Cog
Mindless Media
A Genericorp Company