Poor People Like Leading the Blind

Boss: Why can’t I call England?

PPLP Rep: Because our international calling is blocked.
Boss: Still? I thought we sent a check?

PPLP Rep: We did, last week -- it will take them 7-10 business days to process.

Boss: Our bank says the check has cleared.
PPLP Rep: It still takes 3 days for the check to be applied to our account.
Boss: Whhhy does it take that long?
PPLP Rep: Because it CAN.

(end scene)