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Did You Forget National Boss's Day?

Yesterday was National Boss's Day, a day to show appreciation to the person who gives you a dirty look every time you come back from lunch a minute late. At first we thought, "finally, a national holiday to celebrate the one and only Bruce Springsteen!" But as it turns out, no one's thought of that yet.

Did you forget to get your boss a gift for National Boss's Day? Yeah, so did we.

"Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king" - THE BOSS

Elizabeth Stolfi
Corporate Cog
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Poor People Like Presidential Debates

-Bigger fight for poor people’s attention than Wal-Mart advertising at a NASCAR event.

-No commercials = 2 solid hours of babysitting or use of the uppity neighbors’ pool while they’re guaranteed to be watching CNN.

-Debate ’08… yay rhymes.
-Old Man McCain left his perch on his porch and his liquor cabinet open…
-Shout out to Joe the Plumber... WOOTWOOT!
-Respected political commentators are forced to acknowledge the Batman vs. Penguin debate episode as relevant to the course of modern American history.



Sensitivity Trainer
Mindless Media
A Genericorp Company

Poor People Like Weird Al

"Mac and cheese would be alright, but let's send out for pizza tonight and you can order any topping you like. You can even have the last slice."