Thursday, October 16, 2008

Poor People Like Presidential Debates

-Bigger fight for poor people’s attention than Wal-Mart advertising at a NASCAR event.
-No commercials = 2 solid hours of babysitting or use of the uppity neighbors’ pool while they’re guaranteed to be watching CNN.
-Debate ’08… yay rhymes.
-Old Man McCain left his perch on his porch and his liquor cabinet open…
-Shout out to Joe the Plumber... WOOTWOOT!
-Respected political commentators are forced to acknowledge the Batman vs. Penguin debate episode as relevant to the course of modern American history.

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Girl Genius said...

Two questions:

1. What is a warped shallay?

2. Does anyone else notice how Obama and Batman talk very similarly?

comehomenow said...

I have to say, this is eerily relevant. hahah